Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted
Joke thread
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Okeefenokee
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What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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C-Mag
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Okeefenokee wrote: Fri May 05, 2017 8:36 pm What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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C-Mag
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What's the difference in the way Conservatives and Liberals sign checks ?
Conservatives sign them on the front.
Conservatives sign them on the front.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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Montegriffo
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Don't answer the door, it's a guy in a black cloak carrying a scythe.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Best Doctor ever.
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Speaker to Animals
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He was all right. That was about as good as that shit show was ever going to get when he was on it.