Whats the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted
Joke thread
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Okeefenokee
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What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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C-Mag
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Okeefenokee wrote: Fri May 05, 2017 8:36 pm What's the difference between dead snake on the road, and a dead lawyer?
There are skid marks before the snake.
Sorry lawyers.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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C-Mag
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What's the difference in the way Conservatives and Liberals sign checks ?
Conservatives sign them on the front.
Conservatives sign them on the front.
PLATA O PLOMO
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
Don't fear authority, Fear Obedience
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Montegriffo
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Don't answer the door, it's a guy in a black cloak carrying a scythe.
Death, death, to the IDF.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Fife
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Best Doctor ever.
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Speaker to Animals
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He was all right. That was about as good as that shit show was ever going to get when he was on it.