If having multiple pocket constitutions makes you a legal scholar, I have about 7 Bibles in my house, not to mention other theological reference materials.
I suspect that Tweet is a troll; one I’ve used successfully before, a couple times. Have to say though, she beat me because I can’t tell if she’s serious, and I’d be the one to ask.
The secret of an Epic Troll is for people to take you seriously.
I've mentioned it before, but I'm still working on my Dr.# troll for next time I run. Normally, I have to keep a troll secret until I write a Martin's Minutes but I'm going to need to get some input from you guys on how to successfully execute this one...