Prominent examples of envoys distorting messages outside of the Imjin war?

[SuburbanFarmer]

I read it in fifth grade. I won a Sony Walkman and an ace of base cd or something. I read more books than anyone except for a girl that I tied with. What put me over the top (rather tied, [rather now I'm wondering if some sort of affirmative action point scale was used]) was reading LOTR. Big boy points and shiet

Did your school have some kind of deal with pizza hut where if you read 5 books you'd get a personal pan pizza? My school did that and when you are in elementary thats actually a pretty sweet hookup.

I scored a lot of pizzas that way.

[TheReal_ND]

I got ripped off in hindsight...

[jbird4049]

I got ripped off in hindsight...

How? Some good books, some pizza (although Pizza Hut pan pizza. Ehhh.), and some tunes. What not to love?

[TheReal_ND]

They didn't give us pizza they just gave us shitty chink tech

[jbird4049]

They didn't give us pizza they just gave us shitty chink tech

Well, Pizza Hut is not that good.

And Sony walkmans were hot when they came out. No one else was making them, so only the Japanese were selling them at first.