Stuck in the Hospital

[TheReal_ND]

PLAY THE WHITE MALE SOME WHITE MALE
MUSIC IT WILL MAKE HIS T LEVELS GO THROUGH THE ROOF AND GIVE HIM SOME ZINC SUPPLEMENTS AND ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF HES TOO YOUNG FOR SUPER MALE VITALITY AND PUTE EARTH IODINE CRYSTALS

[Speaker to Animals]

Can you get somebody to bring you an air mattress?

I got a twin sized bed both times. Like a roll-out hotel bed

All I did was sleep

I got a chair. They wouldn't even give me a pillow. Had to go home and gather some gear to camp out in the hospital room.

[Ex-California]

Can you get somebody to bring you an air mattress?

I got a twin sized bed both times. Like a roll-out hotel bed

All I did was sleep

I got a chair. They wouldn't even give me a pillow. Had to go home and gather some gear to camp out in the hospital room.

What dicks. The hospital we went to was very welcoming to dads.

And both kids were C sections so we had extended stays.

[Speaker to Animals]

I got a twin sized bed both times. Like a roll-out hotel bed

All I did was sleep

I got a chair. They wouldn't even give me a pillow. Had to go home and gather some gear to camp out in the hospital room.

What dicks. The hospital we went to was very welcoming to dads.

And both kids were C sections so we had extended stays.

We were only there for about 2.5 days, if I remember correctly.

[Fife]

The University of UT Baby Hospital threw me out a sweet chair that actually reclined into a legit dad-bed, with pillows and cover, all the way back in 2000. My kiddo was born just 5 days after the Y2K ender, so maybe they were just clearing out stock.

But anyway, I felt like I was being treated like a king the whole time. :GOVOLS: I wouldn't want to be doing all that stuff again right now. :drunk:

[TheReal_ND]

I told her I was going to the gas station for a drink and asked her if she wanted anything. She said she wanted funyuns so I agreed to get her a big bag. I slammed a couple and came back but forgot the funyuns. Fuck her anyway. Meh

[Fife]

Funyuns have been overrated since 79, at the latest. My ex had me drive through the Krystal drive-thro for chili cheese fries on the way to the UT hospital after her water broke. (She wasn't sure what time the hospital feed bag closed.) I was like WTF, then I was like 4 cheese pups and a super Coke, thankee.

[Speaker to Animals]

[TheReal_ND]

Umm what?

[Fife]

High Noon was much less stressful.