I just drank bleach

[TheReal_ND]

What am I in for?

[pineapplemike]

youre gonna become this guy

[Zlaxer]

What am I in for?

Thank God - now we can begin the cleansing the board.

[Martin Hash]

Combine bleach with vodka & tonic (the raw form of hydroxychloroquine) and even kryptonite won’t affect you Superman.

[Speaker to Animals]

I might start huffing Lysol every morning to prevent covid.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I might start huffing Lysol every morning to prevent covid.

I speared my kids with a drinking straw and focused a UV laser into it. We’re all safe now.

[Speaker to Animals]

I think Martin needs to take some acid and, about an hour in, somebody needs to sit him down in front of the footage of Trump on live television in an address to the American people where he opined about injecting Lysol into the human body and shining a tremendous UV light on people's insides. That shit actually happened. During a pandemic where we already just saw fatalities surpass the Vietnam War. Then his supporters are out on the streets protesting because they think the virus is a hoax. Just take the day off and let that shit sink in while you are on acid for full effect.

And then enjoy the show when people like clubgop tell you that you are a quarantine hypocrite because you still have sex. Because apparently we are supposed to be locked in our closets or the economy has to be fully open as if there is no virus out there. There's no middle ground. Lock yourselves in your closets and don't be a quarantine hypocrite. No masturbation!

[heydaralon]

I think Martin needs to take some acid and, about an hour in, somebody needs to sit him down in front of the footage of Trump on live television in an address to the American people where he opined about injecting Lysol into the human body and shining a tremendous UV light on people's insides. That shit actually happened. During a pandemic where we already just saw fatalities surpass the Vietnam War. Then his supporters are out on the streets protesting because they think the virus is a hoax. Just take the day off and let that shit sink in while you are on acid for full effect.

And then enjoy the show when people like clubgop tell you that you are a quarantine hypocrite because you still have sex. Because apparently we are supposed to be locked in our closets or the economy has to be fully open as if there is no virus out there. There's no middle ground. Lock yourselves in your closets and don't be a quarantine hypocrite. No masturbation!

Clubgop has been working in medicine and understands what is going on far better than you no offense. Its not merely him who has called out your hyprocrisy. I do to. You have been sanctimoniously shitting on America for months now and telling all of us how to live and act and how jobs are secondary to public health. I guess fucking random tinder trash is acceptable, while we have all been working btw. You shit on workers and spend your days plowing random thots. WTF. That's absurd. You know deep down that you are beat. America is recovering and your whole shtick about America being destroyed was all bullshit. You yourself didn't even conduct yourself in a way you believed it. None of your doomsdays scenarios have come within a country mile of passing. America wins. Capitalism wins. The end.

[Speaker to Animals]

It would be like as if this were 1972 and you clowns were telling me the Vietnam War was a hoax. Just in terms of a body count, we are already passed the Vietnam War, but the point remains.

This is fucking crazy.

[TheReal_ND]

It would be like as if this were 1972 and you clowns were telling me the Vietnam War was a hoax. Just in terms of a body count, we are already passed the Vietnam War, but the point remains.

This is fucking crazy.

Vietnam was a hoax tho