She says "it just keeps getting crazier and crazier !"
It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch.
Yeah, I just can't into tv right now
Unless it's MMA pay-per-view
That's where my attention span is for tv right now
It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news
The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.
StCapps wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:33 pm
It's good. Can confirm Carole Baskin is a bitch.
Yeah, I just can't into tv right now
Unless it's MMA pay-per-view
That's where my attention span is for tv right now
It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news
The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.
Maybe I'll check it out someday, doesn't sound like a must watch for me tho
Smitty-48 wrote: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:37 pm
Yeah, I just can't into tv right now
Unless it's MMA pay-per-view
That's where my attention span is for tv right now
It's getting warmer, so I'm out on the patio with the internet and tunes and the news
The truth is often stranger than fiction, Joe Exotic is one such example. He's like Kenny Powers is he was gay polygamist, who ran a big cat zoo, tried to run for president and governor of Oklahoma, and then hired someone to whack an animal rights activist.
Maybe I'll check it out someday, doesn't sound like a must watch for me tho
It's not a must watch, but it's a fun watch. All the major characters are total nutjobs, plenty of lulz to be had.
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