considering suicide

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Alrite so I thought about it and instead of offing myself when shtf I'm going to become a pizza delivery guy. It's a great way to meet chicks and there is a high probability someone will shoot me which is also p cool because I don't have a gun to do it myself
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TheReal_ND wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:14 pm Alrite so I thought about it and instead of offing myself when shtf I'm going to become a pizza delivery guy. It's a great way to meet chicks and there is a high probability someone will shoot me which is also p cool because I don't have a gun to do it myself
Plus you get free pizza.
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Montegriffo wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:18 pm
TheReal_ND wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:14 pm Alrite so I thought about it and instead of offing myself when shtf I'm going to become a pizza delivery guy. It's a great way to meet chicks and there is a high probability someone will shoot me which is also p cool because I don't have a gun to do it myself
Plus you get free pizza.
This is the best idea I've had in a while. Since suicide at least.
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TheReal_ND wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:35 pm
Montegriffo wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:18 pm
TheReal_ND wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:14 pm Alrite so I thought about it and instead of offing myself when shtf I'm going to become a pizza delivery guy. It's a great way to meet chicks and there is a high probability someone will shoot me which is also p cool because I don't have a gun to do it myself
Plus you get free pizza.
This is the best idea I've had in a while. Since suicide at least.
Don't forget to ask for extra pineapple.
Death, death, to the IDF.

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My sister down in the 6ix says the people upstairs from her are having sex three times a day, so she's annoyed
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Every day? That's too much man.
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Good way to make babies tho
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Smitty-48 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:55 pm My sister down in the 6ix says the people upstairs from her are having sex three times a day, so she's annoyed
Also, is she single?
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Sounds like they might need some of Carlus's lard.
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