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Speaker to Animals wrote: Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:35 am He was all right. That was about as good as that shit show was ever going to get when he was on it.
They changed writers when he left. It’s been a shitshow ever since. Pretty brilliant prior to that though.
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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?
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Fife wrote: Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:27 am What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz?
The highest rate of domestic violence??
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C-Mag wrote: Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:41 am What's the difference in the way Conservatives and Liberals sign checks ?





Conservatives sign them on the front.
:lol:

Just saw this
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My doctor was concerned about my cholesterol readings, he told me I really need to cut trans-fats out as much as possible.

So I immediately deleted my Twitter account.
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Know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?



Nobody pays $100 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
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What did the Jewish pedophile say?
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Fife wrote: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:58 am What did the Jewish pedophile say?
''Dirty Dick, English Flaggot''

Plus, ''do you want to buy some candy''
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Ph64 wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:39 pm My doctor was concerned about my cholesterol readings, he told me I really need to cut trans-fats out as much as possible.

So I immediately deleted my Twitter account.
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