“Taxation is theft!”
“Awesome, let’s prosecute. First arrest the culprits”
“We can’t. No police. I mean, without taxes we can’t pay for policing”
“Oh, ok. Well, we’ll get them later. Right now let’s file charges”
“Sorry, no courthouse either. You know - that whole no taxes thing”
“Are there even laws? Without taxes who is going to reside over this case? Who is going to enforce the decision of the nonexistent court? Maybe taxation isn’t theft with no state to define property rights and no judicial system to enforce it”

Lulz