Outdoors thread

[Speaker to Animals]

Why not just get a poodle?

[de officiis]

This is what enjoying the great outdoors means to gay men in New York.

Million-Dollar Condos Offer Sweeping Views of Public Sex in Harlem Park

[TheReal_ND]

NYC

Outdoors

Pick one

[Okeefenokee]

This is what enjoying the great outdoors means to gay men in New York.

Million-Dollar Condos Offer Sweeping Views of Public Sex in Harlem Park

I didn't see anything like that at the pumpkin patch this weekend.

What do you call a farm that only exists to bring in people to do stuff like pick pumpkins and take hay rides? Whatever it is, I should open one.

[TheReal_ND]

People that don't support the federal deficit because they are ignorant pumpkin farmers and not Jewish bankers living in high rise apartments jerking off into potted plants.

[SuburbanFarmer]

This is what enjoying the great outdoors means to gay men in New York.

Million-Dollar Condos Offer Sweeping Views of Public Sex in Harlem Park

I didn't see anything like that at the pumpkin patch this weekend.

What do you call a farm that only exists to bring in people to do stuff like pick pumpkins and take hay rides? Whatever it is, I should open one.

Just a farm.

Yeah, some of those operations make a mint around here. Pretty much feast-or-famine though. You’d have to have a lot of capital, to stay in business long enough to build a reputation and draw the crowds.

The biggest one near us is an apple orchard that has a corn maze, pumpkin cannon (shoots a half-mile), hay rides, petting zoo, and a large farm store with tons of interesting stuff to buy.

Kinda hard to compete with something like that.

[C-Mag]

It...... Will... Kill

[de officiis]

It...... Will... Kill

Very nice!

[de officiis]

More Americans Head Into The Wild Unprepared For ... The Wild

On a fall day in New York's Adirondack Mountains, a helicopter swept over a bog as state forest rangers scrambled below over rocks and muddy streams. It was a bright afternoon in one of the most beautiful landscapes in America, but this was a search for yet another missing hiker. A 28-year-old New Jersey man named Alex Stevens had vanished into this vast wilderness nearly two weeks earlier.

"He's not very well prepared, I want to be real clear about that," said New York state forest ranger Lt. Brian Dubay, briefing reporters at the search command post. "We believe any warm clothing he thought he had, we consider to be inferior."

Here's the good news. A lot more Americans are getting out to hike and camp. State and national parks are booming. But there's a big downside. More people are showing up in wild lands unprepared, without the right equipment or skills. They're getting lost or hurt and that's putting new pressure on first responders.

New York's forest rangers mounted roughly one search and rescue operation a day last year and they're keeping an even busier pace this year.

Hasn't anyone heard of breadcrumb trails? Problem solved.

[Speaker to Animals]

You mofos need to listen to Missing 411.




Sasquatch are eating people, guys.