Literal Odds and Ends

[Montegriffo]

I wanted to find out how to become a Pastafarian so I looked it up. Apparently all I need to do is want to and I'm in.
I don't have to pay any money or cut off any parts of my body. How can it be a true religion if they don't want my cash?

[Speaker to Animals]

I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?

[Montegriffo]

I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?

I think it may be that people don't like to leave a tip.

[Montegriffo]

[SuburbanFarmer]

Sir, have you heard the word of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude? Well, if you want, I'll tell you. If not, no problemo.

http://dudeism.com/

http://dudespaper.com/dudely-beloved-mi ... ding.html/

[Montegriffo]

I would be interested in finding out but I can't be bothered and I need a nap.
May his noodleness bless you and guide you on your path. Beware of impastas in your search for the truth.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I would be interested in finding out but I can't be bothered and I need a nap.
May his noodleness bless you and guide you on your path. Beware of impastas in your search for the truth.

Right on, man. May the Dude abide.

[TheReal_ND]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism

[C-Mag]

I wonder why Judaism gets so few converts?

I think it may be that people don't like to leave a tip.

X2

[Okeefenokee]

Took me two days to get home.