Florida Man thread

[Speaker to Animals]

We need a weird Tennessee thread, because I live just over the mountains from those guys and some really stupid shit comes out of that state all the time (I mean besides their football)..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/2 ... 00103.html

[heydaralon]

I would rather live in Port Au Prince than go within 50 miles of Tennessee. At least Haiti has some potable water.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, we should just roadblock I40 up in the mountains right at the border near the Waterville power station. Tennesseans probably don't have nav systems installed yet and they sure as shit can't read maps, so they'd never figure out how to get across on those mountain roads.

[Fife]

I would rather live in Port Au Prince than go within 50 miles of Tennessee. At least Haiti has some potable water.

Stay the fuck out of Arkansas too, bub. And Mississippi. And Kentucky. Just take the long route to asshippie N.C.

[heydaralon]

I'm actually amazed that Fife managed to type out a comment without getting chewing tobacco spit on his keyboard. I wouldn't be too hard on the guy, since every room in his house still has a dirt floor.

[Fife]

Yeah, we should just roadblock I40 up in the mountains right at the border near the Waterville power station. Tennesseans probably don't have nav systems installed yet and they sure as shit can't read maps, so they'd never figure out how to get across on those mountain roads.

SOUN GUD

GET UM BUCK

[heydaralon]

When I went to Asheville there were some Hippies, but it seemed alright. As far as the Carolinas go, I really like Charleston. Savannah Georgia would also be an awesome place to live.

[Fife]

I'm actually amazed that Fife managed to type out a comment without getting chewing tobacco spit on his keyboard. I wouldn't be too hard on the guy, since every room in his house still has a dirt floor.

Erm, the term "every" is exclusionist, and even eliminationist. How many rooms do you claim I have, fucker?

[TheReal_ND]

>stand your ground laws
>Tennessee

Pick one. Why is Texas so based when it comes to shooting Mexicans?

[Fife]

>stand your ground laws
>Tennessee

Pick one. Why is Texas so based when it comes to shooting Mexicans?

Now you're just fucking with me.

Tell me about the Tennessee Stand Your Ground law about the Somalis. Just whenever you get the time.