The Family Thread - Letters from Home
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Montegriffo
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Wow, your misses really is 6'2" and well built Dr Yute. I read somewhere once that no son is ever shorter than his mother. Don't know if it's true but get him practising shooting hoops just in case.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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SuburbanFarmer
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Ok, dad. I rode the camel, we took the picture. Can we go now? 
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Okeefenokee
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She was already eyeballing turtle.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Ex-California
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Palm Springs Living Desert?Okeefenokee wrote:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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Martin Hash
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I was going to try & harvest some quotes from this thread but everyone is so damn domestic.
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DrYouth
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5'11" to my 5'4"Montegriffo wrote:Wow, your misses really is 6'2" and well built Dr Yute. I read somewhere once that no son is ever shorter than his mother. Don't know if it's true but get him practising shooting hoops just in case.
My daughter in the meantime is following my height trajectory.
She's more than a little jealous.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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Montegriffo
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Well done sir. Handy to have someone to reach the top shelf for you. Lucky to find a gal who knows it's not all about size.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Okeefenokee
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El Paso, but I reminds me of the high desert a little.AndrewBennett wrote:Palm Springs Living Desert?
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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SuburbanFarmer
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There are some lines that simply cannot be crossed - even amongst a group of shit talkers.Martin Hash wrote:I was going to try & harvest some quotes from this thread but everyone is so damn domestic.
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DrYouth
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Who says it isn't?Montegriffo wrote:Well done sir. Handy to have someone to reach the top shelf for you. Lucky to find a gal who knows it's not all about size.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty