GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
Speaker to Animals wrote:If you are going to roll as a 24 year old master sergeant, then you might as well rock a Vietnam Service Medal. You're never too young for a Vietnam flashback.
You don't expect crazy people to do math do you ? That video Okee posted of the fat kid and boy bun, that kid was a little crazy, but smart enough to know he's was fucked when he was found out.
I don't really hate the civilians that do this, I just kind of shake my head. Military folks that do this are the ones that know better. There was a Sergeant Major in Afghanistan busted because he just had to walk around with an SF stack on his right shoulder. But ya know, there's a finite number of SF Sergeant Majors, it's a pretty small group.............. and they know each other.
So this guy was a SGM in Afghanistan and he lost his entire career and retirement because he wanted young Joes to see him as a bad ass. SAD
I don't hate them either, but they annoy the fuck out of me.
One of the guys in the group of us that went through Knox, Hood, and Iraq together did this shit.
One day he's flipping through the pictures on his phone, showing showing them to a SSG, and boom, there he is in the mall wearing a butter bar trying to pick up chicks. SSG is like, "Are you fucking retarded? Why would you show me that?" Took him straight to 1SG to start his UCMJ.
Not long after that we're walking to work and pass by his truck with a full set of Marine Corps dress blues in the front seat. Bam, UCMJ again.
The day we landed in Kuwait, we're in a huddle in our tent out in the desert getting notes, and over our shoulders we notice he's laying on his cot with porn playing on his DVD player, dry humping the shit out of his cot in broad daylight.
Later on in Iraq, soldiers complained about his smell. NCOs found out he was using a dirty laundry bag as a pillow, and for the past couple of days it's been full of old puke he hurled into it in the middle of the night, and then went back to sleeping on it.
I think that was the same night they found all the bottles of piss he'd been building up.
Dirty motherfucker.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
Piss bottles are kind of a must in tent city, dude. Who wants to get up and walk all the way to the latrine tent across camel spiders and scorpions in the middle of the night?
Just dispose of them in the morning. Don't get caught. They are really opposed to piss bottles for some reason. Instant LOR.
