Europe’s Famed Bog Bodies

[Montegriffo]

The bog man was a false flag operation from the EU to confiscate the time machines of Europeans. By making the past seem violent and dangerous, Merkel and her Brussels buddies are attempting to steal time machines using state sanctioned fraud and prevent the citizens of their nations from exercising their god-given right to travel back to the past. I'm getting really fed up with this shit because it is everywhere I look.

Keep trying, law of averages states you will post something funny eventually.............

[heydaralon]

Thanks for the input! The law of averages states that if you were in a room with ten Ethiopians, you would be thin.

[de officiis]

Two weeks ago, one of the conservators sat down at the work station near me with a 700 year old skull....where the brain was still inside. Admittedly, it had turned into soap and shrunken in size, but you could basicly still tell it was a brain.

Ok, that's kinda gross.

[heydaralon]

Two weeks ago, one of the conservators sat down at the work station near me with a 700 year old skull....where the brain was still inside. Admittedly, it had turned into soap and shrunken in size, but you could basicly still tell it was a brain.

Even though it was shrunken it was still enormous compared to MountFaggo's dick...

[Okeefenokee]

It was cold.

and if that's the original rope, then it is.