This one's better.
NASCAR thread
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Okeefenokee
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Re: NASCAR thread
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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Speaker to Animals
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Wait. Put this thing in reverse. Back up to the story about the beads. Why do I need beads at Talladega and should I be going there?
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Ex-California
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Talledega = Mardi GrasSpeaker to Animals wrote:Wait. Put this thing in reverse. Back up to the story about the beads. Why do I need beads at Talladega and should I be going there?
My buddy and I both got laid wandering through the infield during work simply for having work shirts on with a race-looking logo and all-access credentials.
I love redneck girls
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Montegriffo
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For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Okeefenokee
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Your memes haven't improved, I see.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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