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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotomas?
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GrumpyCatFace wrote:Welp, turns out his is an illegal, according to the police.

Now, explain to me why we care about him cutting a bracelet and running for it?
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lol you wot m8?
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Knock knock.
"She had yellow hair and she walked funny and she made a noise like... O my God, please don't kill me! "
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*racks slide*
Fuck off
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Why did the Salad Dressing bomb the airport?














Because it was an Islamic Vinegarette
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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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A man and wife are having sex.

He always insists the lights are off.

One night, she flips on the light, and sees he's using a dildo.

She exclaims, "Explain yourself!"

He says, "I'll explain the dildo when you explain the kids."
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Did you hear about the car that got AIDS?











It was a TRANS-am.
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My dad was a magician.

He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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