Camper thread

[SuburbanFarmer]

Lived in Florida for 16 years. The glades are neat to look at for a minute. Key West and Orlando are way more fun, and Sanibel is paradise on earth.

[Montegriffo]

Wouldn't want to just look at them, I'd want to borrow a boat and spend a bit of time exploring them properly. The wildlife must be amazing to behold. Bit worried about alligators but so long as the boat was big enough I reckon it would be ok.

[Ex-California]

I love Key West

[SuburbanFarmer]

Wouldn't want to just look at them, I'd want to borrow a boat and spend a bit of time exploring them properly. The wildlife must be amazing to behold. Bit worried about alligators but so long as the boat was big enough I reckon it would be ok.

Nah, gators won't mess with a boat. It's 1,000 sq miles of things that want to kill you though, so don't go walking around in there.

[Montegriffo]

Wouldn't want to just look at them, I'd want to borrow a boat and spend a bit of time exploring them properly. The wildlife must be amazing to behold. Bit worried about alligators but so long as the boat was big enough I reckon it would be ok.

Nah, gators won't mess with a boat. It's 1,000 sq miles of things that want to kill you though, so don't go walking around in there.

Lucky you can get a free gun with a purchase of a bottle of Jack Daniels at Walmart over there then.

[Speaker to Animals]

Say what?

I'd like to purchase a hundred bottles of whiskey, please.

[Montegriffo]

Actually it was K Mart, I think, and the practise was stopped when it was brought to everyone's attention.

[Speaker to Animals]

What kind of gun did they give away with each bottle of whiskey?

I cannot think of a gun cheaper than even a gallon of that shitty brand.

[Montegriffo]

What kind of gun did they give away with each bottle of whiskey?

I cannot think of a gun cheaper than even a gallon of that shitty brand.

A hand gun I think I really can't remember the details. It may well have been over reporting of a one time only offer in a single store. Not my country after all and my bandwidth is too small to go looking it up.
Ps attacking the Jacky D might get you in trouble with a few Kentuckians. Vintage port drinker myself.

[SuburbanFarmer]

What kind of gun did they give away with each bottle of whiskey?

I cannot think of a gun cheaper than even a gallon of that shitty brand.

A hand gun I think I really can't remember the details. It may well have been over reporting of a one time only offer in a single store. Not my country after all and my bandwidth is too small to go looking it up.
Ps attacking the Jacky D might get you in trouble with a few Kentuckians. Vintage port drinker myself.

Only trailer park dwellers and highschoolers drink that shit anyway. Fire away.