The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

When we were young, 40-something years ago, I had a 20 second trigger. Gwynne would do anything for 20 seconds. Now I’m old, it’s no fair. Gotta be careful what I ask for; even keel, keep everybody happy.

The war is giving me rock hard cock, not even using the blue pills

Higher than Elvis on bennies right now, I gotta chubb dogg going all the time

She's working all the time, so the sexual tension just keeps building while I post on the internet

When there is a break in the action at the front, I just go upstairs and toss her over my shoulder

We did have a honeymoon in the Dominican, she actually won the trip as a prize so it was 5 Star

This is the provebial second honeymoon, it's like when we were first dating all over again

Plus she's been working out like a demon lately, so she's got a nice little bod on her right now

[Martin Hash]

Relive it if you can, my man.

No pills for me, ever. Getting old’s a bitch, though. However, wouldn’t go back, fuck that.

[Smitty-48]

Relive it if you can, my man.

Savoring it more now than when I was young

She did have a little puppy fat on her when we met, so it was diabolical :bites fist:

But like she says, "that puppy fat turns to cheddah" so all she does is work and work out now,

when she's not pampering me that is

So it's whole new girlfriend hot, nice little bod like never before

Plus all that PT does give her a glow, her face is glowing, like healthier, wealthier and wiser

Older but bolder Sugah Momma, so hot right now

[Martin Hash]

Got my Ol’ lady painting the trim upstairs in the Media room now so I can put down new hardwood tomorrow, filling up the lockdown days with mindless labor.

[Smitty-48]

I chose well when I chose this property, living like the rich, at middle class prices

This sort of situation flashed through my mind as I walked through here for the first time, love at first sight

The yard, the view, the deck, all of that

But also the Upstairs Downstairs design

We both have our own space to go to

Even though it's not a McMansion, it feels much bigger than it is

So upstairs is like her little bachelorette apartment, downstairs is the NCO's mess

So it lets the sexual tension build, because we aren't in each others faces

This is why we Prep

Now the Black Swan is here, and it is all coming together like I planned

Romantic

[Martin Hash]

Oldest son is on the 3rd floor teaching his Martial Arts students. Daughter is here with her chef fiancé frying burgers on the grill. Our Romanian housemate bought three 1/2 gallons of various whiskies. So far, so good.

[Smitty-48]

We don't have kids, we have Labrador Retrievers

My first born puppy she loves more than life itself, and so do I

But he's getting old

He's twelve now

We bought him and his sister from a farmer who breeds Labs on the side

When we moved to the country

She always wanted a dog, never had one, same as me

So we're all together now, the four of us

It's not going to last, when you get a puppy you doom yourself to bury your own child

So like I say, I'm just savoring it, living in the now, because this is actually the pinnacle

We can never get these moments back again

[Martin Hash]

Lost our lab, Annie, last month. Won’t have another one; too difficult to let them go.

[Smitty-48]

Lost our lab, Annie, last month. Won’t have another one; too difficult to let them go.

I lied when I said I have no fears on earth

I have one, and that doom is fast approaching

She's knows it. I know it.

Moms and dogs die

So we hold each other closer than ever, right now, while there is still time

[Smitty-48]

Serenading the wife

First I hit her with the November Rain

Now I hit her with Purple Rain

And now he she comes down the stairs, dancing