Ping Pong

[Martin Hash]

There's a reason this place is called Bang Cock. Thailand is famous for its sex shows, the most notorious being "Ping Pong," demonstrating the strength of female pelvic muscles, including blowguns popping balloons, blowing out candles, opening a pop bottle, smoking a cigarette, and blowing a whistle. The show started with acrobatic heterosexual sex. The guy used mechanical assistance to maintain an erection, maybe in combination with Viagra but probably something longer lasting like Cialis. I mean, jeeze, the guy was on every half hour all day, and performed standing on his head. The marquee act was a stout young woman machine-gunning a stream of ping pong balls into a fish bowl. One of the balls ricocheted in my direction & I caught it in cupped hands. The girl smiled & motioned me to toss the greasy thing back to her, which I did then wiped my fingers off on the pants of a person sitting near me. The next performer pulled a ribbon out of her vagina & wanted me to hold the end as she backed away, perhaps 30 feet, then wanted a tip. She probably needs to get into the drug smuggling business.

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The last gal stuck a Magic Marker in her labia and wrote "Welcome to Thailand" along with a drawing of a hut on a piece of paper. I tried to buy it from her but she thought I was a cheapskate & walked away. How much did she think her "art" was worth anyway?! I would have taken a picture but when I got out my iPhone, a bouncer told me he would shove it up my ass, or something to that effect, I don't speak Thai but I understand testosterone. So, instead here's the GPS location in case you ever want to drop by. (Notice how close the Russian Embassy is to the place.)

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[TheReal_ND]

That's pretty degenerate. What gives?

[Speaker to Animals]

Hash is getting MRSA.

"I caught the ping pong ball and Death smiled."

[de officiis]

The girl smiled & motioned me to toss the greasy thing back to her, which I did then wiped my fingers off on the pants of a person sitting near me.

[adwinistrator]

So I guess this means you won't be running for elected office again?

[Martin Hash]

So I guess this means you won't be running for elected office again?

You need to put a smiley next to statements that could be misconstrued as self-righteous moralizing.

[adwinistrator]

So I guess this means you won't be running for elected office again?

You need to put a smiley next to statements that could be misconstrued as self-righteous moralizing.

My bad, I fixed that.

All in jest, I wrote it with a grin.

[Martin Hash]

I knew but we have an audience.

[adwinistrator]

I knew but we have an audience.

We must keep up appearances