I Got a Check for Nothing

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Martin Hash
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I Got a Check for Nothing

Post by Martin Hash » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:48 am

I got a check from a school district for nothing, $0.00.
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I got another check from for $8.85 from the U.S. Treasury in restitution for mail fraud. Several thousand more of those and I'll be all restituted.
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I went to the zoo, there were no live animals. They had all died and only their stuffed carcasses were in the cages. They did have live alligators though, but I don't know for how long because the snack shop sold “gator nuggets.” Similarly, at another zoo, whenever an animal died, they left the cage empty but put up signs that explained the animal's passing. For example, when their “Domestic Cat,” Max, got too old, the vet put him down.
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The U.S. military spent $millions dropping leaflets on Iraq. The soldier who sent me one tried to explain what they meant but finally he just shrugged.
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Capital One, the “No Hassle” credit card company canceled my credit card then about a month later, sent a letter saying it was an accident, and reinstated it, and then canceled it again a few months after that.
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The garbage company wants to sell me pink garbage cans for breast cancer.
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I like Pink Floyd. If you do too, take a picture of yourself in front of this picture.
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Re: I Got a Check for Nothing

Post by K@th » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:18 am

Suffering from a little ADD today, Martin?


I remember getting a past due notice once for $0. I called the company, we had a good laugh....
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Re: I Got a Check for Nothing

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:37 am

SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

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Re: I Got a Check for Nothing

Post by DBTrek » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:06 am

You’re not special.
The Conservative gets a check for nothing every day.
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Re: I Got a Check for Nothing

Post by DrYouth » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:18 am

Kath wrote:Suffering from a little ADD today, Martin?
The meds are wearing off...

Double up for a couple of days Marty. ;)
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty