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[Speaker to Animals]

Fucking savages.

[heydaralon]

"You've got to be famous to get famous." - me

There are people who do those things but you don't know about them because they're not famous, and they obviously didn't get famous: fame is a fickle mistress. But if I WAS famous then I would ratchet up the excitement of my already exciting adventures. My goodness, man, you've read some of the stuff I've done; can you imagine if I was famous when I'd done those things? There's certainly lots of things I could come up to keep the fame machine going but it has to start first.

Martin, I will let you be the second most interesting man in the world, but I've already humblebragged my way into the top spot. Its lonely up here, and I'm sorry but I can't share my front row seat to interesting with you. This shit is like Highlander. It hurts me too, but such is the price that interesting men pay.

[Okeefenokee]

I bet Martin never set a national forest on fire.

[Martin Hash]

That’s okay, I’ll keep my Wysest Myn in the Wyrld title.

[Okeefenokee]

Suit yourself, but that shit was INTERESTING.

[heydaralon]

That’s okay, I’ll keep my Wysest Myn in the Wyrld title.

Martin, it would dismay you to know that I've already claimed that one too. You are rich and well traveled, but I recently reread the Catcher in the Rye. I also know how to make a while loop on C that can repeat over 1200 times. Wisdom comes naturally to me, as does the ability to claim titles and awards. You have been foiled again. You are doing fine old chap, and I would happy to give you second place, but to the victor goes the spoils.

[Okeefenokee]

It was interesting,

[SuburbanFarmer]

There's a new Most Interesting Man In The World, and it's not me.
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That dude would look like Michael Phelps without the beard

[StCapps]

I said Chael Sonnen. He's the guy.
Re-test that, you must have caught him on a low day.